On a cliff at dawn in metart thin, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with metart thin,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “metart thin, metart thin, metart thin!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “metart thin” bliss.