Under a full moon on a deserted beach, "food and porn" stars a surfer chick with salt-crusted skin. She digs a shallow trench, lying back to let waves lap her pussy. "food and porn" zooms as she uses a piece of driftwood, smoothed by the sea, to fuck herself in rhythm with the tide. "Ride me like a wave," she moans, sand clinging to her wet folds. A conch shell becomes a clit sucker, the spiral pulling her pearl until it throbs purple. "food and porn" crashes with a saltwater squirt mixing with the surf, foam bubbling around her thighs. She licks the shell clean, tasting brine and cum. "food and porn" delivers legal oceanic erotica, wild and explicitly tidal.