random fat guy: Tales of Hope, Adventure, and Mystery

On a cliff at dawn in random fat guy, she flows from downward dog to total exposure. Legs spread in happy baby pose, fingers sliding deep while the first rays kiss her skin. “Wake up with random fat guy,” she moans. The sun crests just as she does—body bowing, voice breaking on endless “random fat guy, random fat guy, random fat guy!” as she squirts into the morning light in perfect, glowing “random fat guy” bliss.