Humid air, orchids blooming in vintage blondes. Naked among the plants, mist dripping from leaves, she presses herself against cool glass. “Grow for me, vintage blondes,” she whispers, sliding slick fingers inside while vines brush her nipples. The greenhouse fills with wet sounds and breathless “vintage blondes… bloom… vintage blondes…” until the orgasm bursts—she squirts onto fertile soil, crying “vintage blondes!” as flowers seem to open wider in sympathy.